I am working on a script for 'Monty Siphon and the Search for the Holy Snail'. It should be quite a queer movie with bits and pieces from all sorts of stuff from all kinds of movies. I already have stuff from Robbin hood, Lord of the Rings, and of corse Monty Python in Search of the Holy Grail.


The main plot is Jar-Jar Stinks steels the Holy Snail and a quest is started to retrieve it. Here it the intro to give you an idea of it.

The year was 528 B.C. and all nations were at piece. But no nation knew of the plan with which one Dungan was coming up.
Before I continue, I believe I should give you a little history of the Dungans. The Dungans had for years hated all other nations but never battled them. You see the Dungans were outcast by all other creatures. It was believed in some religions that Dungans were worse than any demonic spirit.
Dungans are an old species, but compared to any other species, they are newly evolved. You see Dunga was considered a waist land, and the Dungan Swamp was the dump for Center Earth. Nobody would have ever descended toxic garbage, or any for that matter if they knew what crawled out of the swamp one million years later in 1627948 B.C. Several hundred years passed before the Dungans were discovered. Nevertheless, by then it was too late to rid the world of their infestation.
The Dungans swarmed and took nearly all of Center Earth. It was in Slygo Just north of Dunga that the Dungans finally met their match. Slain Slygonians filled Slygo. The pets of the Slygonians finally put an end to the Dungan raid. The Dungans had no idea the loyalty of these small slow pet snails. The snails would ooze around trying to get stepped on. Once a Dungan foot squished a snail the pulpy guts of the snail would be squirted onto the stepper. Then the stepper was melted then by the snail’s stomach acids.
Not one Slygonians was left, and only a few snails were still alive. So all species wether short or tall, skinny or fat, fast or slow helped rebuild Slygo and construct a temple for the snails to live in.
Years passed, man now mostly inhabited Slygo. For no other creature wanted to live near Dunga. Finally after so many years they forgot the Slygonians and they now called Slygo Camel Plop. Although none remembered the Slygonians, the tale of the tail of the snails was still alive. Even when only one of these snails is still alive. The Holy Snail.



Well anyhow I need Ideas. I what the film to be about 20 min or so. I only have about 3 minutes of stuff so far. If I could get your help by wrighting a section of script that lengths from about 2 to 4 minutes. If I use your script(with heavly of no modifications) I will include your name (and movie logo depending on how much i like the piece of script).

Thanks to all who help.

WOW! That's gonna be a HUGE movie!!! Sounds very interesting though I don't think you should make it 20 minutes long. It would be too huge to download. You should make it about 10 minutes long. It really all depends on how much is in your script. I wrote a script that was 4 pages long for my upcoming film Operation Rubber Ducky. It should only be about 3 minutes long. Sounds like this film could be really funny though. Keep it up!

...I'm gonna go watch Monty Python now.

Good luck. And I think you should write your own script. Trust me, it's not hard. The best advice is to not try to write or think up ideas; let them just come to you. And don't intend on making 20 minutes. Write out as much story as you think is necessary, and then animate it.

Cometgreen

Sounds like a good movie... very big though.

Hey, there! I was just wondering if you needed a guy to film the monk's chant. (used in time sage productions)? If so, I could help. I could make a load of minifigs hit themselves in the head with a book!